@weirdmageddon WHERE’S MY NASTY PATTY GF AU
Grunkle Stan: *to Dipper* Go out there and give ‘em what he needs! Pour on the charm! Sweet-talk him!
Dipper: *approaches health inspector with a cute smile* What can I get you…handsome?
im dying because i mean…
it feels so perfect?
“kid, listen carefully. we’re just gettin’ a lift back to the mystery shack. i need you to stay calm and don’t lose your cool. you understand?”
“can i lose my cool now?”
“the dark deed you requested is done”